Tuesday, May 13, 2008

KNOCKOUT KING SPEAKS!!



He knocked Suge out, now he's talkin'...



***The preceeding was an addendum to the original post, which follows below***

OK, there's more on this Suge thang.

First of all, muhfuckas can't figure out whether Suge got hit with a fist or a pole. Alleged eyewitnesses say that "the nigga that was in the headlock" is the one that bombed on Suge and dropped him, but news reports say that a nigga jumped out of a car (or van or whatever) and hit Suge with a pole in the back of his head.

If you look at the pictures, Suge has blood on the front of his shirt, which makes the first-person reports more feasible. Plus, if Suge had been hit in the back of the head he probably would have fallen on his rolly-polly-ass stomach, not his back.





This shit's crazy. We'll just have to keep watchin to see how it unfolds.

Click here to see the video of the post-fight ruckus.

On the video, trip off the white girls' dialouge at the very begininning:

White Girl #1: "Was Suge Knight fighting?"

White Girl #2: "No, he's on the ground."

I think that's funny.

Oh, and this is supposed to be the nigga that touched Suge up.



I guess I could've just added this lil' post to the first Suge post, but fuck it.

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Sunday, May 11, 2008

KARMA



You'll never believe who got knocked the fuck out...

I know it's been a while since I dropped anything new, but this one is perfect to come back on.

The super-Blood himself, Marion "Sugar Bear" Knight, got his chin touched the night before Mother's Day.

Apparently Suge got into it with some cat at some club in Hollywood. The argument was apparently about money and escalated pretty quickly, prompting Suge and his crew of flunkies to assault the dude.

I'm assuming the dude got his ass kicked pretty righteously, but not before he caught Suge clean enough to knock the fat nigga out for about 3 minutes.

I bullshit you not.

Don't believe me? Check it:











Somebody ROCKED Suge's muthafuckin' ass!!

***UPDATE*** Now they're saying that Suge got hit with a "pole-like object," not a nigga's hands. Shit, that makes my "Friday" analogy even more accurate. OK, read on.


I know you shouldn't really rejoice at someone else's suffering, but Suge gettin' lumped up is like when Craig finally hit Deebo with that brick in Friday -- the shit was looong overdue and was VERY good to see. This nigga's been bullying the game for years now, poppin' shit with a little bit of everybody and trying to destroy the niggas that left him (Snoop, Dre) -- not to mention his potential involvement in the Biggie and 'Pac murders -- so I'm sure I'm not the only one happy to see that SOMEBODY finally put hands on this dude, however briefly.

That bitch Karma is mean, man. What's even worse is that she never forgets and always comes back to get that ass.

But even with that said...

While he should feel proud for being the one to finally move the immovable object, whoever this phantom menace is had better bulletproof every-damn-thing he owns.

Suge is a bully, no doubt, but he's also a fuckin' thug. Even after he started touching millions he never left the street life, so please believe that there will be consequences and repercussions. It's probably not a good idea to embarass a really big dude with a really short temper and really long 'hood connections like that.

I hate to say it, but somebody's probably gon' die over this.

Dude better find the biggest rock he can and hide under it.

Or just run, nigga -- RUN!!!






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