SAY IT AINT SO

Daaamnn, Homie -- is Fif really puttin' his son and his ex out on the street?

**UPDATE** Here's some footage from the courthouse that I found while smokin' weed in the middle of the night. (Actually, I jacked it from PardonMeDuke (who jacked it from Eskayville) while smokin' weed in the middle of the night -- peace, niggas!)

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According to USA Today, Fif's ex-girlfriend, Shaniqua Tompkins -- whom he once said was different than most 'cause she was "special" -- is suing him for breach of contract after allegedly trying to evict her from the $2.4 million dollar crib she's staying in.

Tompkins' lawyer, Paul Catsandonis, says 50 Cent promised until the closing to buy the $2.4 million Dix Hills house for Tompkins — but then the Get Rich or Die Tryin ' star had the house put in his name alone.

Now, as they usually do, USA Today put this story up under an incredibly inflammatory headline - "50 Cent accused of trying to evict his son's mother" - even though it may not be as ill as it seems.

I have a hard time believing that Fif would actually let his own child be homeless. Yeah, he's known for poppin' shit with any-gotdamn-body, but the dude handles his business as it regards his son. Obviously, he's not giving the time he should due to his line of work, but that doesn't give this Shaniqua chick freedom to try to get rich.

If you think back, this is the same Shaniqua Tompkins who was already getting $25,000 a month in court-ordered child support for 11-year-old Marquise, but felt she should get more since Fif was touching so much money.

Notice how I said she felt SHE should get more -- aint child support supposed to be for the child?

Anyway, this bitch goes to court and tries proving that she and Marquise shouldn't be expected to try getting by on a measly-ass 25 stacks a month. She asks to have the figure doubled but the judge just laughed, recognized the greed and cut that broad's monthly payments from 25 stacks to $6,700!!!

[For the record, a nigga like Max-El could live very comfortably off $6700 a month.]

Fif says he's always taken care of his son and that Shaniqua is, basically, a fuckin' money-hungry muthafucka. The way I see it, Fif rode it out with her for years, but - as he tries to do with everybody who pisses him off (Ja, Cam, etc.) - Fif is now punishing her for her golddiggin' ways.

Dude's probably like, "yeah, I may have originally agreed to buy this house for you, but what the fuck you need a $2.4 million dollar crib for any-fuckin'-way?"

He should put her up in a nice, new $300-400,000 place so that his boy can still move around and play freely; and Marquise can frolic around a mansion when he visits his daddy. He tried to do the right thing and just handle his biz outside of the courts, but his BM wanted to do it another way. Now, she's another victim of the Je-Je-Jew Unit.

We'll have to see how it all works out. If history proves anything, though, it's that 50 Cent is NOT the nigga to take to court. Shit, Young Buck got caught on tape stabbing a nigga in the chest and got off with probation.

"My money make my lawyers make the shit go away"
50 Cent "Funeral Music"

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