IS TIGER WOODS GON' HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH?

First the mild-mannered, seemingly lame-ass golf icon does a very "gangsta" handshake with LeBron courtside at the Magic game, now this?

At the WGC/CA Championships, somebody snapped a picture of ol' boy during his backswing and kinda fucked him up. Needless to say, he was pissed. But his reaction -- yelling 'Jackass!' -- was obviously from this "Caublasian" brotha's white side.

His caddy wasn't so timid, though, as he went Ron Artest on muhfuckas. Here's the Washington Post's account of what happened:

Woods was standing on the second tee during the final round Sunday, when he was bothered by the noise from a spectator's camera. His caddie turned and marched angrily 25 yards over to a section of the gallery, where he plunged three deep into a crowd of people, and pulled the offending camera away from a spectator...

OK, so young Eldrick sends his goons after folks now? That's gangsta.

Later, while walking from the 9th green to the tee on the 10th, Woods turned to the group of photogs following him and said:

"The next time a photographer shoots a fucking picture, I'm going to break his fucking neck."

Daaaaaaaamnnnn, Tiger! Lettin' your inner nigga out, aint you?

Those in the know assume Tiger was probably fined pretty heavily for this thuggish transgression, and many speculate as to whether Woody is the most-fined golfer EVER.

He's stanky rich, carries a big stick and has a goon for a caddy. Eldrick "Tiger" Woods aint nothin' to fuck wit.


"I'll beat your ass... Fer shizzle."

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Thanks to AOL Fanhouse.